Communiqué from the Gender Liberation Front

London, 2009

Welcome to the struggle of all genders to be free.

We are the burning rage of millions trapped within a dying gender binary. The war against gender expression ravages our spirits and gender-free people are killed and assaulted every day. Gender Liberation Front works to encourage the collapse of the gender binary, to scare the genderstraights, and to undermine the foundations of the state. We embrace genderfuck as an absurd resistance movement. We show the enemy that we are fucking serious about destroying the binary they hold sacred. Together we have the fabulousness and genderjuice to match our dreams. Our greatest weapons are imagination and the ability to strike when least expected.

Since 1995, a series of mass gender attacks and  has been unleashed on the genderstraight population of the world. All GLF actions have been kept secret, until now. We are finally speaking out to incite others to take action.

We’ve used soy to make kids gay, we’ve introduced gender-bending hormones into milk, and now the authorities have just discovered that the entire bottled water supply is contaminated with gender-bending chemicals. We aren’t finished yet, not by a long shot.

We take inspiration from the Compton’s Rioters, the Stonewall Rioters, the Street Action Transvestite Revolutionaries, ALF, ELF, and all of the fairies and gender pirates of yore.  We build on their struggles and resistance and move from the streets and into the water supply.

Authorities can’t see us because they don’t believe in fairies. We are invisible to them. We have no leaders, no genders, no pronouns, just many small groups working separately, seeking vulnerable targets and unleashing chaos.

Form genderfuck action groups, encourage friends you trust. A tight community of love is a powerful force.

Attack:

  • Water supply: introduce gender bending chemicals
  • Food supply: introduce gender bending chemicals
  • Cosmetics: introduce gender bending chemicals
  • Pesticides and herbicides: introduce gender bending chemicals
  • Other products of capitalism: introduce gender bending chemicals

We are not very diverse in tactics at this point, but we have accomplished a lot.

Some results of clandestine GLF actions:

  • Phthalates: Found in vinyl flooring, shower curtains, solvents, plastics, PVC. Banned in cosmetics made in EU.
  • Parabens: Preservatives used in cosmetics, creams, lotions and deodorants.
  • Triclosan: Anti-bacterial chemical used in soaps, toothpaste and chopping boards.
  • PCBs: Found in electrical circuits, paints, brake linings and flame retardants. Banned in EU.
  • Bisphenol A: Used in clear plastic baby bottles, tin cans, mobile phone casings. Banned in baby bottles in Canada.
  • Linuron/Diuron: Herbicides used to control weeds on roads, forests and farms. Traces found on food.
  • Vinclozolin: Fungicide banned in EU, but found on imported fruit and vegetables.
  • Penta-BDE: Flame retardants, now banned in EU, found in old foam mattresses and car seats.
  • Prochloraz: Fungicide used on fruits and vegetables.
  • Procymidone: Fungicide banned in EU last year, traces found in UK beans, fruit smoothies and breakfast cereal.

Til genders run as free as rivers with no dams,

– the Gender Liberation Front

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